Door to doom I battled with the rejection I fought them to the core Now I'm gonna tell you Everything I saw I saw a nose job I saw a con job I saw a heart throb With a small knob It was the whisperer Who put the *** on her I saw a white flag I felt my throat gag Misty is an optimist She comes from way down low She's sleeping with a rock star She doesn't love him, no *** the Regency *** the Regency *** the Regency up *** the Regency *** the Regency *** the Regency up Yeah, I'm boring Yeah, I'm snoring Cheesy, cheesy Wheezy, wheezy Once I was a nobody I didn't stay too long Like a dog or a cat or bird I sang a lusty song *** the Regency *** the Regency *** the Regency up *** the Regency *** the Regency *** the Regency up Lead the victims into the stadium Fill the cold parking lot Then I'll watch Marine With his friends and me *** the Regency up Satan is hiring Ah, but Satan is tiring No laughs No *** chance No laughs at all *** the Regency *** the Regency *** the Regency up *** the Regency *** the Regency *** the Regency up Being a lyricist Told the journalists Light it up, lit it up *** the Regency *** the Regency *** the Regency up *** the Regency *** the Regency *** *** *** *** the Regency A letter in the Regency I've brought back to a draw While I'm on my own I'm compromised I'm stepping out the door *** the Regency