I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck, I'll carve it in a cottonwood tree
With my redneck knife and a redneck knife, you'll never see me
I get clear from a still, I drink beer, eat deer, that'll kill
I bug zappers in my windowsill, to keep the sundown skeeters at bay
I catch cats with a jug, my truck nuts stay covered in mud
I chew tobacco like a cow does cud, and I wouldn't have it any other way
Cause there's fish quick on the cast iron, didn't spit on it
I'm a collar, I'm bold and proud, and I'll shout it so loud
You can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck, there's a shotgun in my shotgun seat
Cause if it flies, it dies, yeah, the redneck life is the only life for me
Moon 5D's are large mouth wall art, unharmed t-shirt, bought it at the Walmart
Chickens in the bin, cock-a-doodle in the dog bark
Ain't all kin, but we're somewhere in the ballpark
Fish quick on the cast iron, didn't spit on my collar
I'm bold and proud, and I'll shout it so loud
You can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck, bury me in the back 40
I'm a redneck wife, cause a redneck wife is a redneck wife

It's the only life for me
Yeah
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of dew
Mix it with a trickle of dickle or two
And when the mountain dew and the dickles are gone
We'll all be drunk and we'll sing this song
Fish quick on the cast iron
Didn't spit on my collar
I'm bold and proud, and I'll shout it so loud
You can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck, and to you I might never not be
Just a stereotype, but the redneck life is the only life for me
Yeah-yeah, yup
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
Fish quick on the cast iron
Can't get a job without a horny

I'm a redneck wife, cause a redneck wife is a redneck
Fish quick on the cast iron
Just a trickle

A new thick pair of lips
So why can't we all run其实

To the future
To the future
To the future
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