There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night. I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I felt his bite. I jumped high up into the air, and when I hit the ground, that crafty redback spider wasn't nowhere to be found. I rushed in to the missus, told her just where I'd been bit. She grabbed the cutthroat, raised a blade, and I nearly took a fit. I said, just forget what's on your mind and call the doctor, please, cause I've got the feeling that your cure is worse than the disease. There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night. I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I felt his bite. Now here I am in hospital, a sad and sorry plight, and I curse that redback spider on the toilet seat last night. I can't lay down, I can't sit up, I don't know what to do, and all the nurses think it's funny, but that's not my point of view. I tell you it's embarrassing, and that's to say the least, that I'm too sick to eat a bite while that spider had his feast. And when I get back home again, I tell you what I'll do, I'll make that redback suffer for the pain I'm going through. I've had so many needles that I'm looking like a soot, and I promise you that spider hasn't very long to live. There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night. I didn't see him in the dark, but boy, I felt his bite. Now here I am in hospital, a sad and sorry plight, and I curse that redback spider on the toilet seat last night. Yes, I curse that redback spider on the toilet seat last night. www.circlelineartschool.com