What are the rules of these childish games? The boys live in fear cause you got yourself a name So I'll ask you once, how do I qualify? And the reason why I want ya Is the reason that you don't want me And the reason why I adore ya Is the reason that you don't adore me And the reason why my pride lays wounded by my side Is the reason that you don't want me And the reason why I want ya Is the reason that you don't want me And the reason why I adore ya Is the reason that you don't adore me Just watch this flossing intoxication Our senses talk while our inhibitions hide And I say Hey you, how do I qualify for Hey you, how do I qualify for Hey you, how do I qualify for Hey you, how do I qualify for you And the reason why I want her Is the reason that she doesn't want me And I don't even find her that attractive or appealing But she's driving me crazy all the same Now all this time she's been leading me on Wish she'd make a choice so I could move on And I say Hey you, how do I qualify for Hey you, how do I qualify for Hey you, how do I qualify for Hey you, how do I qualify for you How do I qualify for you How do I qualify for you Go back, go back and talk to your friends Be free, go back, go back and talk to your friends My dignity feels like it's just your ten rounds With Roy Mayfield and Ricky Hatton's band And I say, hey you, how do I qualify for Hey you, how do I qualify for Hey you, how do I qualify for Hey you, how do I qualify for you How do I qualify for you How do I qualify for you