Now have your attention please. Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up. I repeat, will the Real Slim Shady please stand up. I think we're in the right room. You'll never see the white person before. So I'm on the floor. They ban the zombie that's first in the door. Just start up looking around. So I'm before they first when the boy's sober. I'm in front of the door. And then I turn to the oh. And then I turn to the oh. And then I turn to the oh. And then I turn to the oh. And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss. And that's the message that we deliver to the little kids. And expect them not to know what a woman's good experience is. Of course they're gonna know it in the course. It's about time they get fourth grade and got the Discovery Channel don't they. We ain't no human mammals. Well some of us cannibals. We cuddle up people over like cantaloupes. But if we can hope that animals and antelopes. It is the reason that a man and a duller man can elope. But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote. Women, women, pantyhose, see the chorus here we go. I'm the Slim Shady. It's not the Real Shady. I'm the Slim Shady. I'm the Slim Shady. So vote the Real Slim Shady. Please stand up. Please stand up. I'm the Slim Shady. It's not the Real Shady. I'm the Slim Shady. So vote the Real Slim Shady. Please stand up. Please stand up. What good will I do. So *** him and *** you too. You think I give a damn about a gravy. You guys can just lie to get me here. Then you can send me here next to Britney Spears. Ticket denied, I'll never bet. Better switch me chairs. Sitting next to Carlton Haley and Fred Durst. Pay him off, give him a hoochie game, bet you first. *** a bitch, put me on blast on MTV. Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim Kee. I should download a audio on MP3. And show the whole world how you gave him an MP3. I'm sick of you little girly boy. Cause all you do is annoy me. So I have a 10-pin to destroy you. And there's a million of us just like me. And just don't give a *** like me. Just like me, walk, talk, and act like me. Adjust my beat and it's West End, but not quite me. Cause I'm Slim Shady and Simon the Red Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just in my city. So I'm the real Slim Shady. Please stand up. Please stand up. Cause I'm Slim Shady and Simon the Red Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just in my city. So I'm the real Slim Shady. Please stand up. Please stand up. I'm like a head trick to listen to. It's time to let her know. Y'all, pause the sugar coating at all. I just get on the mic and spit it. And whether you'd like to admit it or not. I just *** it better than 90% of you rappers out here. Then you wonder how Kiki teed up these albums. But what about you that's funny? Is it the rate I'm going when I'm 30? I be the only person in the nerd zone slurring. Kids and nurses ask us what I'm jacking off and jerking. Said I'm jerking with this whole bag of Agra. Is it working? And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking. So don't you let me spin on your wheels. Or in a parking lot circling, screaming. I don't give a ***, when this window's down and this room's too hot. So all the real Shady please stand up. And put one of those figures on these stand ups. We'd be proud to be out of your mind and out of control. Then one more time. How's you feel? How does it go? I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just in my city. So all the real Slim Shady please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up. Cause I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just in my city. So all the real Slim Shadys, please stand up. Please stand up. Japan! I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just in my city. So all the real Slim Shady please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up. One more time! I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just in my city. So all the real Slim Shady please stand up. Please stand up. Japan! ey-yo! Japan! Clap those hands in the air. And wave them like you just don't care. And if you don't give a ***, like if you don't give a ***, clap your hands and say, *** yeah! *** yeah! *** yeah! *** yeah! *** yeah! *** yeah! *** yeah! *** yeah! *** yeah! *** yeah! *** yeah! Make some noise for the ***ing Japan! Thank you for watching!