Santa sent my list back maybe once or twice He said that I've been way too naughty to deserve something nice
Call it materialistic, I say I'm realistic I thought maybe he could give it a guess
I'm optimistic and the day's coming up fast
I just want something to last
Give me a stocking full of cash on the fireplace
Fly me away to San Tropez on a Friday
I want a car and a ring and a house that's new
But if you can't do that, I'll take the present with you
I'll take the present with you
I'll take the present with you
I just want something that's true
I'll take the present with you
And if you can't do that, I'll take the present with you
Lately I've been dreaming, will you make them true?
But baby, I want nothing if it's not with you
Call it overdramatic
I'm just so problematic
Always wanted everything but already had it
And the day's coming up fast
I just want something to last
Give me a stocking full of cash on the fireplace
Fly me away to San Tropez on a Friday
I want a car and a ring and a house that's new




But if you can't do that, I'll take the present with you
I'll take the present with you
I'll take the present with you
I just want something that's true
I'll take the present with you
I'll take the present with you
I'll take the present with you
I'll take the present with you


The present
If you can't give it all
If you're the present
Don't want nothing at all
If you're the present
There's still someone to call
If you're the present
I'll take the present
Give me a stocking full of cash on the fireplace
Fly me away to Central Bay on a Friday
I want a car and a ring
And a house that's new
But if you can't do that
I'll take the present with you
I'll take the present with you
I just want something that's true
I just want something that's true
And if you can't do that
I'll take the present

If you're the present
If you're the present
I'll take the present with you
If you're the present
I just want something that's true
I just want something that's true
I'll take the present with you
And if you can't do that
I'll take the present with you
Give me a stocking full of cash on the fireplace
Fly me away to Central Bay
On a Friday
I want a car
And a ring
And a house that's new
But if you can't do
I'll take the present