Santa sent my list back maybe once or twice He said that I've been way too naughty to deserve something niceCall it materialistic, I say I'm realistic I thought maybe he could give it a guessI'm optimistic and the day's coming up fastI just want something to lastGive me a stocking full of cash on the fireplaceFly me away to San Tropez on a FridayI want a car and a ring and a house that's newBut if you can't do that, I'll take the present with youI'll take the present with youI'll take the present with youI just want something that's trueI'll take the present with youAnd if you can't do that, I'll take the present with youLately I've been dreaming, will you make them true?But baby, I want nothing if it's not with youCall it overdramaticI'm just so problematicAlways wanted everything but already had itAnd the day's coming up fastI just want something to lastGive me a stocking full of cash on the fireplaceFly me away to San Tropez on a FridayI want a car and a ring and a house that's newBut if you can't do that, I'll take the present with youI'll take the present with youI'll take the present with youI just want something that's trueI'll take the present with youI'll take the present with youI'll take the present with youI'll take the present with youThe presentIf you can't give it allIf you're the presentDon't want nothing at allIf you're the presentThere's still someone to callIf you're the presentI'll take the presentGive me a stocking full of cash on the fireplaceFly me away to Central Bay on a FridayI want a car and a ringAnd a house that's newBut if you can't do thatI'll take the present with youI'll take the present with youI just want something that's trueI just want something that's trueAnd if you can't do thatI'll take the presentIf you're the presentIf you're the presentI'll take the present with youIf you're the presentI just want something that's trueI just want something that's trueI'll take the present with youAnd if you can't do thatI'll take the present with youGive me a stocking full of cash on the fireplaceFly me away to Central BayOn a FridayI want a carAnd a ringAnd a house that's newBut if you can't doI'll take the present