Avast, me heart!
Spun and downed our chisel,
ready to cannon your scallywags!
The true seeders at the helm now!
Heat, ho!
There's fire in the hole!
Ship for me timbers, we'd better call!
Yo, ho, ho!
We heed and we hold!
RFC, Grandma, whatcha wanna do?
I wanna dance! Time to rake it!
Scrap the deck!
Captain's coming! Aye, aye, Captain!
Land ahoy!
Mock the exit!
You won't walk the plank if you touch my treasure chest!
There's a firelight for me,
till I'm in the briny deep! Watch me sail
across the seas! Sing to my shanties!
So when I say yo,
ho,
you shout arr! Yo,
ho! Arr!
Yo, ho! Arr!
Microphone check! Can I get our hands on deck?
See my name is MC Grammar and I think I might be stranded!
Blow me down,
you are lost! Heat,
have some of our grub!
Nah,
I think I'll pass,
man,
but please don't make me walk the plank!
Yo, ho, ha, ha, ha! Wait, why are you laughing?
Ah,
it's just a myth,
boy,
something Hollywood started!
Really?
We prefer to whip you or maroon you on an island!
Huh?
Whip me?
Really?
Someone take me back to the library!
Ah, silence!
Okay!
Not every pirate is violent!
Really?
See,
some of them are quiet and even more disguising!
Like who?
Them! Can't you see?
No!
Right in front of me!
Where?
Standing over there is Sam O'Leary and Mary Lee,
dressed as men they seldom see in 1718!
Wow!
Female pirates,
I like it! Be hardy! Arr! Blimey!
Shiver me timbers! What have we started?
I'm a proper jolly virgin now and I feel like dancing!
Climb the wicket! Scrap the deck!
Captain's coming! Aye, aye, Captain!
Land ahoy!
Mark the exit!
You won't walk the plank if you touch my treasure chest!
This is the final life for me,
till I'm in the briny deep! Watch me sail across
the seas! Sing to my chantilly! So when I say yo,
ho,
you shout arr! Yo,
ho! Arr!
Yo, ho! Arr!
Land ahoy!
Ooh,
I can smell the treasure! So where's the map at,
Captain?
Ah,
clatter chestnut! There isn't one,
kid! What?
I thought you guys buried it!
No,
most of us didn't! Aside from Captain William!
Hey,
Mitchell's useless,
for foolishly he ruined it!
Whoa,
my mind is blown! This is nothing like the movies!
Excuse me, do you mind if I jump in?
Oh no, not him!
My name is Sir Francis Drake and I am smarter than him
and I'm sure you've heard of me and my Spanish,
I'm Arwen,
all the way from England.
I'm that Elizabethan whose BFF's the Queen
and she's sent me here to catch the barbarians and thieves.
See,
that's what privateers achieve by living at the paper sea!
Dead men tell no tales! I see,
is that how this is going to be,
Mr. Moody Doody?
This is awkward, so let's pause it.
Guys, why don't we try talking?
Ratscallies! Oh, you three-inch fool!
Hey,
this is your final warning! Yo,
ho,
ho! Ha,
ha,
ha!
Yes, what are you gonna do?
I think you know, don't you dare!
No! Let's dance, crew!
Climb the rakey! Climb the rakey!
Scrap the deck! Scrap the deck!
Captain's coming! Aye, aye, Captain!
Land the horde! Land the horde!
Mock the ex! Mock the ex!
You won't want the plank if you touch my treasure chest!
This is the private life of Moody,
till I'm in the briny deep!
Watch me sail across the seas,
singing my shanties!
So when I say yo,
ho,
you shout arr! Yo,
ho,
arr!
Yo, ho, arr!