You whined me and dined me when I was your girl Promised if I'd be your wife, you'd show me the world But all I've seen of this old world is a bed and a doctor bill I'm tearin' down your brooder house cause now I've got the pill All these years I've stayed at home while you had all your fun And every year that's gone by another baby's come There's gonna be some changes made right here on Nursery Hill You set this chicken your last time cause now I've got the pill This old maternity dress I've got is goin' in the garbage The clothes I'm wearin' from now on won't take up so much yardage Mini skirts, hot paints and a few little fancy frills Yeah, I'm makin' up for all those years since I've got the pill I'm tired of all your crowin', how you and your hens play While holdin' a couple in my arms and others on the way This chicken's done for up her nest and I'm ready to make a deal And you can't afford to turn it down cause you know I've got the pill This incubator is overused because you kept it filled The feelin' good comes easy now since I've got the pill It's gettin' dark, it's roostin' time, tonight's too good to be real But daddy, don't you worry, nanny, cause mama's got the pill Daddy, don't you worry, nanny, cause mama's got the pill