Cheerilee is sweet and kind She's the best teacher we could hope for The perfect stallion you and I must find One to really make her heart soar But this one's too young, this one's too old He clearly has a terrible cold This guy's too silly, he's way too uptight Well nothing's wrong with this one, he seems alright His girlfriend sure thinks so How about this one, he's much too flashy He might too, if he weren't so splashy Too short, too tall, too clean, too smelly He's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly I don't think that we're mistaken It seems all the good ones are taken I really feel that at this rate we'll never find the perfect date Don't wanna quit and give up hope Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day? Oh please, oh please, oh please say Nope We did it girls, we found the one Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter Wait a minute, let me get this straight Are you talking about my brother?