I received my big promotion down at the lumber yardAnd my income tax return will soon be dueI just made my last big payment on my 68 CorvairThe only trouble with me is youI came up with a winning ticket on an ocean liner cruiseAnd the trip and everythingI just made my last big payment on my 68 CorvairWas planned for twoAnd I arranged for our vacationAnd the time I thought we'd leaveNow the only trouble at all is youYeah, the only trouble with me is youAnd it's driving me out of my mindYeah, I've done everythingA man can doAnd you refuse me every timeI gave up my bachelor quartersWhere the secret bed comes downAnd the vices that I'm guilty of are fewAnd everyone who knows meSays I'm fun to be aroundOh, the only trouble with me is youYeah, the only trouble with me is youAnd it's driving me out of my mindHey, I've done everything a man can doAnd you refuse me every timeI gave up my bachelor quartersWhere the secret bed comes downAnd the vices that I'm guilty of are fewAnd everyone who knows meSays I'm fun to be aroundHey, the only trouble with me is youHey, the only trouble with me is you