The night they invented champagne It's plain as it could beThey thought of you and me The night they invented champagneThey absolutely knew That all we'd want to doIs fly to the sky on champagne And shout to everyone insideThat since the world began A woman and a manHave never been as happy as we are tonightIt's as plain as it could be That they thought of you and meAnd they absolutely knew That all we'd want to doAnd shout real loud to everyone inside That since the world beganA woman and a man Have never been as happy as we are tonightWe will fly to the sky on champagne And shout to everyone insideThat since the world began A woman and a manHave never been as happy as we are tonight