I was walking barefoot on St. Paul's Bridge When I saw a man talking to God He was round and handsome, anachronistically a little odd I overheard his conversation He said, can't live in a world devoid of love And the voice, that voice was so familiar It was the voice of Peter Ustinov Peter I whispered from the shadows With all my damage by the 20th century A man like you can't talk to God But can you spare a word for me? For I have loved you since the time I saw you in the mouth of God That was Peter Sellers, my dear Go away, he implored See, I used to be Ustinov But Ustinov's not good enough for me Yeah, yeah I used to be Ustinov But Ustinov's not good enough for me Then I blurted out quote for this top cap You, yeah, evil under the sun He waved his hand, it's too late for that I just said, the damage has been done Then he lifted his body up To throw himself to a watery grave Peter I yelled, what about Billy? But the innocent no one could save Yeah, yeah I used to be Ustinov But Ustinov's not good enough for me I used to be Ustinov But Ustinov's not good enough for me Yeah, yeah I used to be Ustinov But Ustinov's not good enough for me So tell me what you're dying for Have you been so disrespected? He went at me and said, Billy bud I rolled start and directed Then he bowed and kissed my hand And said, what was I thinking of? I walked away into the night The night I saved Peter Ustinov Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I used to be Ustinov But Ustinov's not good enough for me Yeah, yeah I used to be Ustinov But Ustinov's not good enough for me The night I saved Peter Ustinov I used to be Ustinov But Ustinov's not good enough for me Yeah, yeah I used to be Ustinov But Ustinov's not good enough for me The night I saved Peter Ustinov I used to be Ustinov But Ustinov's not good enough for me Yeah, yeah I used to be Ustinov But Ustinov's not good enough for me The night I saved Peter Ustinov