Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Muppet Show! It's time to play the music! It's time to light the lights! It's time to meet the Muppets On the Muppet Show tonight! It's time to put on make-up! It's time to dress up right! It's time to raise the curtain On the Muppet Show tonight! Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know! It's like a kind of torture To have to watch the show! But now let's get things started! And the most sensational, inspirational Celebration of Muppetation! This is where we call the Muppet Show!
