I've wasted too many tea bags by using them only once
When I've had a few I wobble
Spill my dinner down my front
I'd rather watch television than piss
around with beach balls in the sun
I've blown a lot of light bulbs
But I've never fired a gun
But
I got my gum and my nervous tick Got
a paper bag with my nectar green in it
But most of the flavor has gone But
the time you walk down to the shops
Still you keep on chewing,
chewing And it's a life where the fun never stops
Where the fun never stops
I've never really had the Midas touch And when it comes to love
I've spent a lifetime hoping I could find the Midas glove
Most of the flavor has gone And the beer's always gonna go flat
But you just keep chugging it down It's a life,
just be grateful for that
Just be grateful for that