There's a guy that I know, I'm sure you've heard all about him Though he seems kinda low, we'd all be sorry without him He's the man who makes the world keep turnin' That kinda trial of wild, he doesn't know it But the fact is he's only makin' everybody smile He's the loser, the man they call the loser He's the loser, the man they call the loser He's the fool kinda guy, some people think that he's funny Though he acts kinda sly, he's just a sucker with money He's always picking up a brand new angle, to score himself a big pile But all he does is get himself in a tangle, makin' everybody smile He's the loser, the man they call the loser He's the loser, the man they call the loser He's the get-up-and-go, he seems to roar when he's walkin' But if he thinks kinda slow, he shouts a lot when he's talkin' Loser, such a good-hearted boy, proud to meet like a sinner Loser, he'd always first pass the post, but he can't ride a swing with her Loser, well, he's always pickin' up a brand new angle, to score himself a big pile But all he does is get himself in a tangle, makin' everybody smile He's the loser, the man they call the loser He's the loser, the man they call the loser He's such a loser, the man they call the loser Such a loser, loser, the man they call the loser