It's the little old lady from PasadenaThe little old lady from PasadenaGo Randy, go Randy, go Randy, goHas a pretty little flowerbed of white gardeniaGo Randy, go Randy, go Randy, goBut parked in her rickety old garageIs a brand new shiny red Super Stock DodgeEverybody's saying that there's nobody neaterThan the little old lady from PasadenaShe drives real fast and she drives real farShe's the dear of Colorado BoulevardIt's the little old lady from PasadenaIf you see her on the street, don't try to choose herGo Randy, go Randy, go Randy, goYou might drive a gore, but you'll never lose herGo Randy, go Randy, go Randy, goShe's gonna get a ticket now sooner or laterCause she can't keep her foot off the acceleratorEverybody's saying that there's nobody neaterThan the little old lady from PasadenaShe drives real fast and she drives real farShe's the dear of Colorado BoulevardIt's the little old lady from PasadenaGo Randy, go Randy, go Randy, goGo Randy, go Randy, go Randy, goThe guys come to race her from miles aroundBut she'll give them more length and she'll shut them downAnd everybody's saying that there's nobody neaterThan the little old lady from PasadenaShe drives real fast and she drives real farShe's the dear of Colorado BoulevardIt's the little old lady from PasadenaGo Randy, go Randy, go Randy, goGo Randy, go Randy, go Randy, goGo Randy, go Randy, go Randy, goGo Randy, go Randy, go Randy, goGo Randy, go Randy, go Randy, go