It's the little old lady from PasadenaThe little old lady from PasadenaGo, granny, go, granny, go, granny, goHas a pretty little flower bed of white gardeniasGo, granny, go, granny, go, granny, goBut parked in a rickety old garageIs a brand new shiny red super stocked carAnd everybody's saying that there's nobody meanerThan the little old lady from PasadenaShe drives real fast and she drives real hardShe's the terror of Colorado BoulevardIt's the little old lady from PasadenaIf you see her on the street, don't try to choose herGo, granny, go, granny, go, granny, goYou might drive a goerBut you might drive a goerBut you'll never lose herGo, granny, go, granny, go, granny, goWell, she's gonna get a ticket now, sooner or laterCause she can't keep her foot off the acceleratorAnd everybody's saying that there's nobody meanerThan the little old lady from PasadenaShe drives real fast and she drives real hardShe's the terror of Colorado BoulevardIt's the little old lady from PasadenaYou can catch her all the time, just getting her kicks nowGo, granny, go, granny, go, granny, goWith a four-speed stick and a four-two-six nowGo, granny, go, granny, go, granny, goThe guy's got the racer from miles aroundBut she'll give him a lick, then she'll shut him downAnd everybody's saying that there's nobody meanerThan the little old lady from PasadenaShe drives real fast and she drives real hardShe's the terror of Colorado BoulevardIt's the little old lady from PasadenaGo, granny, go, granny, go, granny, goGo, granny, go, granny, go, granny, goGo, granny, go, granny, go, granny, go