It's the little old lady from Pasadena
The little old lady from Pasadena
Go, granny, go, granny, go, granny, go
Has a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
Go, granny, go, granny, go, granny, go
But parked in a rickety old garage
Is a brand new shiny red super stocked car
And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
It's the little old lady from Pasadena
If you see her on the street, don't try to choose her
Go, granny, go, granny, go, granny, go
You might drive a goer
But you might drive a goer

But you'll never lose her
Go, granny, go, granny, go, granny, go
Well, she's gonna get a ticket now, sooner or later
Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator
And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
It's the little old lady from Pasadena
You can catch her all the time, just getting her kicks now
Go, granny, go, granny, go, granny, go
With a four-speed stick and a four-two-six now
Go, granny, go, granny, go, granny, go
The guy's got the racer from miles around
But she'll give him a lick, then she'll shut him down
And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
It's the little old lady from Pasadena
Go, granny, go, granny, go, granny, go
Go, granny, go, granny, go, granny, go
Go, granny, go, granny, go, granny, go