As I was climbing into bed, my progronny saidI looked out of the window and the army had arrivedThe house was soon surrounded, they bothered the front door inI knew they'd come to take away the little megronnie's finAnd it was three bang, shoot!Raising awful din, you've got to spread a warningWhen the army they come inShe opened up the window and she clombered down a spoutSoon her bin was rattling forth to call the neighbours outShe then took out a whistle and she blew away like hellAnd soon we heard the echo as the neighbours blew as wellAnd it was three bang, shoot!Raising awful din, you've got to spread a warningWhen the army they come inA soldier came right up the stairs, his rifle in his handShe kicked him with her button boots and along the hall she ranThen up and stepped another one, some medals for the winBut all he got right up the gob was the little megronnie's finAnd it was three bang, shoot!Raising awful din, you've got to spread a warningWhen the army they come inThe music rose like thunder as the bins and whistles playedThe army soon retreated, they knew they'd overstayedIt wasn't made of silver, it was only made of tinBut once again it saved the street, the little megronnie's finAnd it was three bang, shoot!Raising awful din, you've got to spread a warningWhen the army they come inNow war has had its weapons since men began to fightAnd everyone has different ways to try and show their mightThe army has tried everything to cover up its sinsAnd now the plastic bullets fail, they're trying plastic binsAnd it was three bang, shoot!Raising awful din, you've got to spread a warningWhen the army they come inGo home kind friends and go to bed, sleep as best you canBut if trouble comes along, get out and land a handTo all you fair young ladies, if trouble does beginGet out into your backyard and rattle away at your binAnd it was three bang, shoot!Raising awful din, you've got to spread a warningWhen the army they come inAnd it was three bang, shoot!Raising awful din, you've got to spread a warningWhen the army they come in