As I was climbing into bed, my progronny said
I looked out of the window and the army had arrived
The house was soon surrounded, they bothered the front door in
I knew they'd come to take away the little megronnie's fin
And it was three bang, shoot!
Raising awful din, you've got to spread a warning
When the army they come in
She opened up the window and she clombered down a spout
Soon her bin was rattling forth to call the neighbours out
She then took out a whistle and she blew away like hell
And soon we heard the echo as the neighbours blew as well
And it was three bang, shoot!
Raising awful din, you've got to spread a warning
When the army they come in
A soldier came right up the stairs, his rifle in his hand
She kicked him with her button boots and along the hall she ran
Then up and stepped another one, some medals for the win
But all he got right up the gob was the little megronnie's fin
And it was three bang, shoot!
Raising awful din, you've got to spread a warning
When the army they come in
The music rose like thunder as the bins and whistles played
The army soon retreated, they knew they'd overstayed
It wasn't made of silver, it was only made of tin
But once again it saved the street, the little megronnie's fin
And it was three bang, shoot!
Raising awful din, you've got to spread a warning
When the army they come in
Now war has had its weapons since men began to fight
And everyone has different ways to try and show their might
The army has tried everything to cover up its sins
And now the plastic bullets fail, they're trying plastic bins
And it was three bang, shoot!
Raising awful din, you've got to spread a warning
When the army they come in
Go home kind friends and go to bed, sleep as best you can
But if trouble comes along, get out and land a hand
To all you fair young ladies, if trouble does begin
Get out into your backyard and rattle away at your bin
And it was three bang, shoot!
Raising awful din, you've got to spread a warning
When the army they come in
And it was three bang, shoot!
Raising awful din, you've got to spread a warning
When the army they come in