Today, I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the top Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants Nobody's gonna tell me I can't I'll be lounging on the couch, just chilling in my snuggie Click to watch TV so they can teach me how to doggie Cause in my castle, I'm the freaking queen Oh yes, I said it, I said it, I said it cause I can Today, I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the top Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X Meet a really nice boy, have some really nice day Nobody's gonna scream out, this is great I might mess around and get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait Oh yes, I said it, I said it, I said it cause I can Today, I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the top Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything No, I ain't gonna comb my hair Cause I ain't going anywhere No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'll just try to tie my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Today, I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the top Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all