Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the top
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch, just chilling in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to doggie
Cause in my castle, I'm the freaking queen
Oh yes, I said it, I said it, I said it cause I can
Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the top
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Tomorrow, I'll wake up to some P90X
Meet a really nice boy, have some really nice day
He's gonna scream out, this is great
I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pups, you'll just have to wait
Oh yes, I said it, I said it, I said it cause I can
Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the top
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I just tried to take my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the top
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all