When I was a little filly and the sun was going down The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown I'd hide under my pillow from what I thought I saw But Grandma said that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all She said, Pinkie, you gotta stand up tall, learn to face your fears You'll see that they can't hurt you, just laugh to make them disappear Ha! Ha! Ha! So, giggle at the ghostly, guffaw at the grossly Crack up at the creepy, wolf it up with the weepy Chortle at the kooky, snortle at the spooky Tell that victim scary face to take a hike and leave you alone And if he thinks he can scare you, then he's got another thing coming And the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna Ha! Ha! Ha! Laugh!