Oh Lord, look at the state I'm in My car broke down, so I waited for a shuttle bus It never came, instead I got the rain I broke a heel, I chipped a nail I lost a dog, how could I feel On days like these, on days like these The last thing I need is you And you're black and white, please Pushing me around, making my day worse But all you are, it goes Hey, why can't you see, on days like these The last thing I need is Gee whiz, what a barrel of fun it's been Oh yeah, yeah, laugh at the mess I'm in Hey, hey, what a dreadful odd place to be The doctor said that it's not good for me I broke a tooth, I torn my shirt I lost a sip of my favorite skirt Then you told me I was a boy in bed The last thing I need is you And you're black and white, please Pushing me around, making my day worse But all you are, it goes Hey, why can't you see, on days like these The last thing I need is Ba ba ba ba ba The last thing I need is you And you're black and white, please Pushing me around, making my day worse But all you are, it goes Hey, why can't you see, when I'm in a rush I'm lost in a queue, when I need a break The last thing I need is Thanks for watching!