[ti:The Kiss]
[ar:eminem]
[al:THE EMINEM SHOW]
"The Kiss (Skit)"

I'm gonna kill this bitch. I'm gonna kill her. I'm going to ***in' jail, cause i'm gonna kill this bitch.
Yo' man, I don't know.
What?
I got a really, really bad feelin' about this.
Man, will you shut the *** up Gary. You've always got a bad feeling man. That's her car right there. Just park.
Allright, just let me park. I'm parking!
Fuckin', turn the car off dog.
Alright.
Alright, we wait.
We wait for what?
We wait until she comes out. Man, i'm gonna ***in' kill her.
Man, you ain't gonna kill nobody.
Man, just shut the *** up dog.
What the *** did you bring that for?
Just shut up, ***in' clip is empty.
Don't point that *** at me!
It's not even loaded bitch, look!
Dude! God I ***in' hate when you do that ***.
Ha ha, ya but it's funny as ***.
You're gonna *** around and kill me one of these days, I swear.
It get's you every time. Is that her?
Where?
Right there mother***er.
Yeah, ***.
Alright, get up, get up.
Here we go again.
Get down!
What the *** do you want me to do get under the car?
Yo', who's she walkin' with?
How the *** am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down.
It's the ***ing bouncer. Did she just kiss him?
I don't think so.
Dog, she just ***in' kissed him.
No, she didn't!
She's kissing him dog!
No she's not...oh ***.
C'mon, mother***er!
MAARRSSHH!!!