Oh, Judge Brady was the law of the land As for the rest of life, he didn't careHe said, I never asked to be born, warned, or mourned Just let everybody say I was fairLet everybody say I was fairHis stern assistant Margaret was loyal thirty years She said, when you're two happy people laugh at youAnd I've seen lies that are gonna last forever Maybe longer than the truthMaybe longer than the truthBut one day I saw her smile, I swear I did Something strange came over the judge that dayHe finally figured out how to tell Margaret something He knew but never knew how to sayHe knew but never knew how to sayHe said, I sentence you to life And all the good and bad our love will bringIf you will be my wife I sentence you to life with this ringI sentence you to life with this ring