You know it's kind of funny You think you stole his girlYou spent a lot of money For an artificial pearlShe says she really loves you But she's just bringing you alongShe says that girl will keep you laughing Till all your money's goneYou think you're in control now Cause she lets you have her wayShe's taking you to places You can't afford to stayIt's a comic situation The way this show is going downI may just die laughing And guess who is the clownThe joke is on you, you, you You're crazyIf you think you can keep her loving only you You'll be back in my arms in a night or twoThat girl is a joke And now the joke is on youYou think that I'm a loser Because you won the prizeIt's a mighty pretty package But have you peeked inside?There's absolutely nothing That resembles loyaltyShe'll trick you into thinking That you don't belong to meBut the joke is on you, you, you You're crazyIf you think you can keep her loving only you You'll be back in my arms in a night or twoThat girl is a joke And now the joke is on youThat joke is on youThe joke is on youThe joke is on youThe joke is on you