Why, why, why, why, why, oh, why is the husband the last one to know?
News gets around in a small town
They'll talk about me so-and-so
They know all that's going on
But the husband is the last one to know
Why, why, why, why, oh, why is the husband the last one to know?
You can hear a lot of things
People talk, that's just a way of life
But not even your best friend will tell you the things
He knows
About your wife
In my business
I have to travel
Most of the time
I'm gone
Then
One day I came home early
And I found out I had business at home
Why, why, why, why, why, oh, why is the husband the last one to know?
He knows all that's going on