It's not as hard for me.
The things that are hard for me are different, you know, than...
I mean, this was hard. I don't know.
Have you ever been in your in-law's house
and left your dick on the nightstand?
That was hard.
Has your dog ever eaten your dick?
Twice.
Have you ever been in the men's room
and your dick fell out and rolled into the stall next to you?
Uh...
Excuse me.
I'm gonna pick that * up.
