One, two, a-one, two, kazoo!
If I were a gorilla, la-la-la-la-la
I'd eat me a banana, na-na-na-na-na
I'd live in a treehouse and swing on a vine
But one thing is sure, I would love ya
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
And if I were a tuba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
All I do is oompa, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
I would take a big breath and I would march in a band
But one thing is sure, I would love ya
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
Cause it don't matter to me
Whatever you happen to be
An eagle, an onion, a pig or a grape
As long as you're you, I'll still love ya
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
And if I were a spaceship, ip-ip-ip-ip-ip
I would take a long trip, rip-rip-rip-rip-rip
I would circle the planets and head for the stars
And then I'd come home cause I love ya
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
And if I were a daisy, zee-zee-zee-zee-zee
Or you'd still be my baby, bee-bee-bee-bee-bee
I would pull all my petals out one at a time
And always come up with I love ya
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
Cause it don't matter to me
Whatever you happen to be
A beagle, a grunion, a fig or an ape
As long as you're you, I'll still love ya
Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya