Well, lookie what we've got here, brother of mine. It's the same in every town. Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found. Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair. Medically, that they need to solve the sad cider shortage you and I will share. Well, you've got opportunity in this very community. He's Flim. He's Flam. We're the world-famous Flim Flam Brothers. Traveling salesponies, non-pareil. Non-pareil, what? Non-pareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see. No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be. And that's a new world with tons of cider. Fresh, squeezed, and ready for drinking. More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking. I doubt that. So take this opportunity in this very community. He's Flim. He's Flam. We're the world-famous Flim Flam Brothers. Traveling salesponies, non-pareil. I suppose by now you're wondering about our peculiar mode of transport. I say, our mode of locomotion. And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider? Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same. But my brother and I have something most unique and superb. Unseen at any time in this big new world. And that's opportunity. Folks wanna know me. The biggest and the best. The unbelievable. Unimpeachable. Indispensable. I can believable. Flim Flam Brothers Super Speedy Cider Squeezy Six Thousand. What do you say, sister? Oh, we got opportunity in this very community. Please, Flim. Please, Flam. Help us out of this jam with your Flim Flam Brothers Super Speedy Cider Squeezy Six Thousand. Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious. And might I add spelt, bindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here? Well, uh, sure, I guess. Opportunity in the community. Ready, Flim? Ready, Flam. Let's Bing Bang Zam. And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider. Watch closely, my friends. The fun begins. Now, here's where the magic happens. Right here in this heaving, boiling, cider-pressed, boiling guts of the very machine. Those apples, plucked fresh, are right now, as we speak, being turned into grade-A, top-notch, five-star, blow-your-horses-off, one-of-a-kind cider. Feel free to take a sneak peek. Now, wait, you fellers. Hold it. You went and oversold it. I guarantee that what you have there won't compare. For the very most important ingredient can't be added or done expedient. And it's quality friends of Laker's quality and care. Well, Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear. I say, I'm glad you brought that up. You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider, if you'll kindly try a cup. Yes, sir, yes, ma'am, this great machine lets just the very best. So, what do you say, then, apples? Get a step into the modern world and put the super speedies out a squeezy six thousand to the test. What do you think, folks? Do you see what the apples can't? I see it clear as day. I know she does. So does he. Come on, Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about. We're saying you've got opportunity in this very community. He's flim, he's flam, we're the world-famous flim flam lovers. Trouble himself, oh, he's non-violent. Yeah!