Mr. Peter, Crazy, Sing! Oh my, oh my, oh my! Take your ears to the plate and hide away If you don't wanna die Now he's the one to blame when the plates go overboard Oh my, oh my, oh my! He's the fiddler, he's the fiddler, he's the fiddler on the deck Better take care and be aware, he's trite and hapless in your bed He's the fiddler, he's the fiddler, he's the fiddler on the deck Better take care and be aware, he's trite and hapless in your bed He's the fiddler on the deck I'm the fiddler on the deck Now he's the one who tops when the ship goes down the drain Oh my, oh my, oh my! And he's the reason why when his mates go insane Oh my, oh my, oh my! When he gets the fiddle tuned and the catching soon Won't wait somewhere good-bye Now he's the one to blame when the devil calls your name Oh my, oh my, oh my! He's the fiddler, he's the fiddler, he's the fiddler on the deck Better take care and be aware, he's trite and hapless in your bed He's the fiddler, he's the fiddler, he's the fiddler on the deck Better take care and tell me where, he's like a needle in your neck He's the fiddler on this wreck I'm the fiddler on the deck He's the fiddler, he's the fiddler, he's the fiddler on the deck Better take care and be aware, he's like a cutlass in your back He's the fiddler, he's the fiddler, he's the fiddler on the deck Better take care, he's everywhere, he's like a needle in your neck He's the fiddler on this wreck He's the fiddler, he's the fiddler, he's the fiddler on the deck Better take care and be aware, he's trite and hapless in your back He's the fiddler, he's the fiddler, he's the fiddler on the deck Better take care, he's everywhere, he's like a needle in your neck He's the fiddler on this wreck I'm the fiddler on the deck