Should I have children who plan to go farOr find enjoyment in playing guitarI will advise them againstArtistic pride, moralistic senseToo many times have I made these mistakesToo many smiles have been forced on my faceThe time has come for me to sayI've had enough, I'm calling it a dayFor there will always be an entertainerTrying to make me seeThere will always be an ice cream sellerDied to be James DeanCome see my office whenever you've timeCome have a sandwich and please take some winePull up the chair, let's have a smokeScotch on the rocksOr what?Whiskey and cokeBut there will always be an undertakerBig enough for your sizeYou'll have a chance, my friendYou'll pass his hands on your eyesShould I have children who plan to go farOr find enjoyment in playing guitarI will advise them againstArtistic pride, moralistic sensesenseyou