The L's have all been working, working day and night on all the toys, for all the good girls and boys.
Santa Claus is pissing, and his heart is racing, he knows just to climb, he don't pay them a dime.
Situation is not surprising, this year the L's are unionizing, the L's are unionizing.
John has Santa's workshop, there's no healthy sunrise for the L's, they gotta pay it themselves.
Bureaucratic, dehumanizing.
This year the L's are unionizing, the L's are unionizing.
Corporations advertising, Christmas gets commercializing.
Santa's filled with heartache, cause he only works one day a year.
Christmas Eve is coming, but there are no drums or gongs or bikes, the L's went on strike.
Situation is not surprising, this year the L's are unionizing, the L's are unionizing.
Santa Claus is pissing, and his heart is racing, he knows just to climb, he don't pay them a dime.
Situation is not surprising, this year the L's are unionizing, the L's are unionizing.

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