In an attic room in Dundee Toon
A poor old woman spread the tale of room
She lived fifty years in a wee top flat
Neither company but her old tomcat
And I hope so,
say so
Fifty years in a wee top flat
Poor old woman
One night by the fire she felt gay glum
When what day you think came doon her lum
Me a fairy godmother have no fear Take
her and three wishes they've sent me
And I hope so,
say so I'm your fairy godmother have no fear
Poor old
woman The old woman looked down at her empty purse
Could always use some cash of course The fairy waved her wonder room
A lion on the flare was a thousand poon And I hope so,
say so
The fairy waved her wonder room Poor old woman
Now a lovely fate,
a figure divine For just one night I wish they were mine
The fairy says,
well I'll have a go Made her look like Betty Bardot
And I hope so,
say so The fairy says, I'll have a go
Poor old woman
This lovely girl by the fire she sat
Turned her attention to her old tomcat
He's my only love
so here's my plan Tonight make him my handsome man
And I hope so,
say so He's my only love so here's my plan
Poor old
woman This handsome man to the last loon here
He whispered softly in her ear The night is young
but you'll regret
The day you sent me to the vet And I hope so,
say so
The night is young but you'll regret Poor old woman