You are now my big fat crush!
I'm single as I can be,
you're single, perfect for me.
I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me.
Reason number one, I'm super hot.
Reason number two, she's super not.
Reason number three, I'm all you got and all you got is someone hot.
Boy, check my resume, you want a background check?
Okay,
first name hot and last name bitch,
wanna get with me now?
That's a six.
You think I'm trash?
Hell no, I'm fast, and I got a big fat ass,
and all I gotta say is,
please date me because
I'm single.
S-I-N-G-L-E.
Love me,
and hug me, and touch me, and, well,
* me, boy, you think love is a game and
it drives me really insane?
saying well I'm gonna give you a few more reasons why you should date me.
Reason number four I got cute claws you don't see it I don't know how.
Reason number five I got more personality than all your types.
Walking down the street and I see a pretty fella.
I say hey can you be the try to my guy?
Pretty fella.
La
la la love me,
your love is my drug,
can't you see?
I love you, why don't you love me?
Invisible to everybody, I'm sick and tired of this *
I just want a relationship and all I gotta say is
Please date me because I'm single.
S-I-N-G-L-E.
Love me, and hug me, and touch me, and, well, no.
Hold up, wait a minute.
You think I'm just a toy?
Well, you are just a boy,
and your love is a decoy.
I really think you need some help,
cause now I'm taken by myself,
and I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why I love me.
Reason number one, I'm super hot.
Reason number two, you're super not.
Reason number three, I'm all I got and all I got is someone hot.
Boy, check your resume.
You want a background check?
Okay.
First name?
No.
And last name?
Thanks.
Wanna get with me?
You lost your place.
You think you own everyone.
I don't belong to anyone.
And all I gotta say is...
I love me because I'm single.
S-I-N-G-L-E love me, and hug me,
and touch me, and, well,
* you.
Hush hush hush, flush flush flush, I am now my big fat crush!