well i guess this story must begin that faithful day away back when i decided i should have acredit card so i filled out this application listed all my recommendations sent it off inthe mail and in a month or so the mailman brought me my brand new charge all cardbetter than checks safer than money and not near as dirtywell it laid around for a couple of days and finally i thought well what the hey why not seeif this thing will really work so i went down to my favorite store picked out three or four shirtsor more a pair of pants and a striped tie and the man came by and said yes sir cash or chargei said just put it on my credit card write that dude up oh convenientwell i put thatcard away in a drawer and i never charged a dollar more and one day in the mail i got this billtyped on a card all full of holes said do not staple bend or fold was the astronomical figureof thirty two hundred dollars and forty two cents when there's been a mistake so i got on the phonehello helloi got mr black and mr brown and then i got the runaroundhe'll find me on the phone and i'll be right backmr green came on the linei said sir this may be hard to take but your computer has made a mistakehe says i owe more money than i've ever seen and he said people like you make mistakescomputers do not liesend us the breadpdqnow this just about done me in so i grabbed that computer card again the one with all those holespunched out so niceand i threw it on the floor and i stomped it twice then i whipped out my pocket knifeand punched out a few new holes where there hadn't been no holes before then i bent it doublestapled it across the end drove my car over it stick that up your computeri sent it back in i never heard no more to one day the mailman came tothe door with a special delivery from the charge all place inside was a note from mr green said we ran a little too longyour heart through our machine and it tells us you've overpaid your bill and closed it's a checkpayable to you for nine thousand dollars we appreciate your businesswell i got back on the phone again called mr green and he was in and i said i think there'ssomething you should know then i told him what the computer had done and i said just rememberyou're the one that told me computers do not lie thank you