Oh, the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man
Come on, weren't we the herd all stuck
Spending the evening getting locked
In the ace of hearts, thunder bars as we're engaging
Over the buttbridge, there'll be the dock
The boat she sails at five o'clock
Hurry on, set white, copy forwards
We'll all be back, I'll carry him if you can
Oh, the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man
Before we reached the Alexander piece
A hell of a ding-dong we did raise
In the barn of the ship, had great sport
As the boat she sailed out from the port
Landed up in Douglas Head
Acquired eight for the vacant beds
In the dining room that's shown
By a decent-looking woman
Say, lads, eight, that's if you can
Oh, the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man
Next morning, went for a ramble round
Saw the sights of Douglas Town
Ended up in a mighty session
In a pub we called Dick Darby's
We all got drunk by half-past three
To sober up with swimming in the sea
Back to the digs for spruce and ponds
While waiting for the rosy
We all threw a bottle and
Oh, the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man
That night we went to the Texas bar
Came back home by horse and car
Met Dick Jim and all of him
Sent to drink some wine and Yeats's
The Liverpool girls, it was said
Were all to be found in the Douglas Head
Like Shane was there in tie and shirts
The foreign quire was right at first
Saying, here, girls, I'm your man
Oh, the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man
Well, Wacker fancied his good looks
From the Isle of Man
Woman, he was struck
The Liverpool lad was by her side
And he thrown the jar into her
Wacker thought he'd take a chance
Yes, the quire went out to dance
Round the floor they rocked and rolled
To Wack it was no bother
Everything was going to plan
But the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man
Well, the Isle of Man woman fancied Wack
Your master said to these mates, come back
Wacked he all, whacked him and saw Wack
The Wack was landed on his back
The police force arrived as well
Found yet a couple of them as well
Ended up in the Douglas jail
Till the double in boat it sailed
Supported every man
But the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man
Oh, the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man
Ah, yes, the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man