Oh This is the conductor The train stops here There'll be no more passengers For many years No more excuses No leaves on the line This train needs some servicing And it's gonna take time Watch the wheels go round and round Watch the wheels go round and round and round The conductor's here today And he's called to stop you playing with my heart And I say The conductor's here today And he's called to stop you playing with my heart The proof's in the pudding But the pudding is dry The moisture has disappeared There's no reason why These things, they can happen And things will unfold To limit the damage done The stories be told Watch the wheels go round and round Watch the wheels go round and round and round The conductor's here today And he's called to stop you playing with my heart And I say The conductor's here today And he's called to stop you playing with my heart There are no more instructions The message here is clear Only the very dumbest man Would interfere The wheels, they'll keep on turning Despite all I have lost There's no point now in fighting it And I say The conductor's here today And he's called to stop you playing with my heart And I say The conductor's here today And he's called to stop you playing with my heart The conductor's here today And he's called to stop you playing with my heart And I say The conductor's here today And he's called to stop you playing with my heart