It's the time of year
Now that spring is in the air
When those two wet gits
With their girly curly hair
Make another song
For moronic holidays
That noisy eight, eight, eight
In a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
To the coast of southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this dance
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deck chair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak correctly
Rappahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault four
With salami in your ears
Casserole your brand
Disembowel yourself with spears
The disco is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
It's truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deck chair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song
In the holiday disco's
And there's no escape
In the clubs or in the bars
You will hear this song
If you holidayed in Mars
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak a rappahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You'll be harming it for weeks
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deck chair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la
Hey, we had a laugh