Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities,
serious injuries may occur.
For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from...
...and back.
The portal will open in three...
...two...
...one.
The portal will open in three...
...two...
...one.
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
Make no attempt to solve it.
The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.
Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment.
Frankly, this chamber was a mistake.
If we were you, we would quit now.
The portal will open in three...
...two...
...one.
The portal will open in three...
...two...
...one.
The portal will open in three...
...two...
...one.
The portal will open in three...
...two...
...one.
The portal will open in three...
...two...
...one.
The portal will open in three...
...two...
...one.
The portal will open in three...
...two...
...one.
The portal will open in three...
...two...
...one.