Third base deals with the first place
Of where your mind is
The kind of stunt that you want to smoke lunch with
Take pictures like Alan Sons with
Snapshots get the crack hot
Good to get it
But don't sweat it
Cause if you pursue
She'll choke you
And boom
Stroke the eight ball
Stick and run
And we're having fun
Prickin' my cactus
Like I shoot my gun
Quickly
Till it explodes
And I unload
The cactus
You don't understand the size of the cactus
You're in a club
You jack your pants
You don't understand the size
You don't understand the size
I stand a lust for quenching
G-sit on cactus and rotate
Enough time to clock a digit
Ass so large it won't quit
So I step to kick to
The oval office in my intro
Throw in low bass
To the third line
A girl on mine's a prop
So I found loops to hold
And then a booming butt to go
To go low solo
Readily
It's the cactus
Behind door three
On the black plains of America
On the black plains of America
The cactus stands proud
Along comes a solo woman
Who pricks the cactus
And makes it shoot the juice
Then I'm set
The cactus
C-c-c-cactus
*** the cactus
The smut villain
Chillin' like Gilligan
Out on an island
Fishin' with my string and bamboo
Caught somethin' in a see-through nightie
Might be a little tasty
A three-hundred pound white girl
No one to see this
Boom, I drop my fluid like a chemist
She's contained and I'm a lame brain
For doin' the wild thing
Kick the fat thing off of my swing
Larger than Jim Backus
It's the cactus
Yes, Lord, it's a large man
The J.B. said it was seven feet
Ours grows to twenty-five
And it still gets inside
The cactus
C-c-c-c-cactus
The cactus
No boots, your money's on me
Money's spent
Last call for toxicants
One move to reach a throttle
Eye sight is through a goggle
Octrisa is a hype type
Good lookin' in a dark light
It's appetizing to compensate to a fossil
Pushin' fifty-eight
All bags and her butt sags
In the desert, no price tags
A household tool and a stank hole
The cactus turned Hammond's mother out
There it is
Riff Productions has brought forth the cactus
Forget what you have heard
Forget what you might have seen
Cause this is the new thing to swing upon in 80 DECA
Sam Seba got the cactus
Pete Knight's got the cactus
Tayshon got the cactus
MC Surge got the cactus
Russell Simmons got the cactus
KMD got the cactus
Doom and Dean got the cactus
Ahmed and Otis got the cactus
Big Craig got a big cactus

Big ol' Cactus
Big Kelly got a bigger cactus
Rush got the cactus
Don Thane, he got a little itty bitty baby cactus
But he can still use healing
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
See ya
Yo, we're Professor Grimm
That means we're outta here, you sucker
Get that cactus outta here
That cactus a caver
That cactus is a house broker
I tell y'all get your nice cactus
Nice cactus
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.