You can watch Mr. Rogers

You can watch Three's Company

And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game

Or The Addams Family I say, you can watch Barney Miller

And you can watch your MTV

And you can watch 'till your eyes fall out of your head

That'll be okay with me And you can watch

(TV) You can watch Johnny Carson

You can watch Phil Donahue

And you can use TV Guide to help you decide

With capsulized review Say, you can watch 60 Minutes

Even Captain Kangaroo

But there's only one set, so what ever you watch

Well, you know I gotta watch it too Say, give it up, give it up, television's taking its toll

That's enough, that's enough, gimme the remote control

I been nice, I been good, please don't do this to me

Turn it off, turn it off, I don't want to have to see The Brady Bunch

Not The Brady Bunch

Well, The Brady Bunch

Yeah, The Brady Bunch It's the story of a lovely lady

Who was bringing up three very lovely girls

All of them had hair of gold, like their mother

The youngest one in curls It's a story of a man named Brady

Who was busy with three boys of his own

They were four men living all together

Yeah, but they were all alone Until the one day, one day when the lady met the fellow

And they knew, and they knew it was much more than a hunch

Then they knew, this group must somehow form a family

That's the way, that's the way, that's the way they all became The Brady Bunch

Well, The Brady Bunch

Yeah, The Brady Bunch

Well, The Brady Bunch Oh, it's The Brady Bunch

It's The Brady Bunch

Oh, The Brady Bunch, yeah

Oh, The Brady Bunch It's The Brady Bunch

Well, it's The Brady Bunch

Well, it's The Brady Bunch

Well, it's The Brady Bunch

It's The Brady Bunch