Well,
I was going around the curve making 90 miles.
Now, every chain on my bicycle broke.
I was skinned all over by the rocks,
and the gravel and was punctured to death by the spokes.
Now,
you've heard of accidents with hot rods,
motor cars,
and airplanes,
but the accident I had will take the cake.
My foot slipped off the pedal and my coat caught in the chain,
so therefore I couldn't even hit the brake.
Now,
I was going around the curve making 90 miles
an hour when the chain on my bicycle broke.
I was skinned all over by the rocks,
and the gravel and was punctured to death by the spokes.
Now,
I'm not bragging,
I'm not lying,
I'm just laying here a dying,
cause these handlebars
are sticking down my throat.
I got the front wheel for a necktie,
and the back wheel for
a belt, and I'm wearing the fenders for a coat.
Now, I was going around the curve making
90 miles an hour when the chain on my bicycle broke.
I was skinned all over by the rocks,
and the gravel and was punctured to death by the spokes.
Yeah,
I was going around the curve making 90 miles
an hour when the chain on my bicycle broke.
I was skinned all over by the rocks,
and the gravel and was punctured to death by the spokes.