I guess I've got a heart meant
For fooling around with chicks
Because in that love department
I know all the ladies tricks
Now I ran across a girl one day
She was as sharp as a girl could be
And I wasn't suprised to hear her say
That she really went for me

She said I was the best man
Whoever knocked on her door
She said I was the best man
The fella she'd waited for
She said I was the best man
At dancing and nobody can deny
That when it came to romancing
I was the a+ number 1 guy

But then she met I best friend
And knocked him right off his pins
But still I wasn't worried
Cos the best man always wins
The way it all turned out
There was no doubt
That I was best man in the end
Yes
I was the best man
When she married my best friend