Let's sing this one together. This song's called The Ballad of Me and My Friends. 馃幍Everybody's got themselves a plan馃幍 馃幍And everybody thinks they'll be the man馃幍 馃幍Including the girls, the musicians馃幍 馃幍Who like the friends to form a band馃幍 馃幍Sing us songwriters馃幍 馃幍The rest of us are DJs馃幍 馃幍Or official club photographers馃幍 馃幍Tonight I'm playing another Rock City show馃幍 馃幍So I'm going through my phone book馃幍 馃幍Texting everyone that I know馃幍 馃幍Quite a few I don't馃幍 馃幍Whose numbers I've found now into my phone馃幍 馃幍They might come along anyway馃幍 馃幍You never really know馃幍 Here we go! 馃幍None of this is going anywhere馃幍 馃幍Pretty soon we'll all be old馃幍 馃幍No one left alive will really care馃幍 馃幍About glory days when we sold our souls馃幍 馃幍If you're all about the destination馃幍 馃幍Then take a *** flight馃幍 馃幍We're going nowhere slowly馃幍 馃幍But we're seeing all the signs馃幍 You sing! 馃幍That my life ain't going to hell馃幍 馃幍And I've got all the best stories to tell馃幍 馃幍Yes, I'm definitely going to hell馃幍 馃幍But I'll have all the best stories to tell馃幍