YouYouYouEverybody has got themselves a planAnd everybody thinks that they're gonna be the manIncluding the girls and the musicians who lack the friends to form a bandWell, they're called singer-songwriters and the rest of us. Well, we're DJs or we're official club photographersAnd tonight I'm playing another Newcastle showSo I've been going through my phone book and I've been texting everybody that I knowAnd quite a few that I don't whose numbers found their way into my phoneBut they might come along anywayYou never really knowNoThis is going anywherePretty soon we'll all be oldAbout glory days and we sold our soulsBut if you're all about the destination take a *** flightWe're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights and we'reBest stories to tellYesBut I'll have all the best stories to tell