How You Doin' All Right
Now I don't wanna set the world on fire Any old iron, any old iron will do
Smirk, smirk, smirk, the G&T's work She can knock em' back like a fish
Snark, snark, snark, I turned up me charm
Smirk, snark, snark, I turned up me charm
I think I'm on a promise
He thinks he's on a promise
Some say yes and some say no
And my old man says, mind how you go
A little bit of this, a little bit of that
If you can't take a joke, well sod ya
Oh, I'm a dysfunctional chap
And they call me the awful dodger
Oh, I'm a dysfunctional chap
Chap, chap, chap, it's back to the flat
I strum the little Spanish guitar
Glow, glow, glow, she said in her quote
You can take down her particulars
Well it's a funny old life
If you're weak and in it, you gotta have a laugh
Yeah, you gotta give it a go
A little bit of this, a little bit of that
Look out for P.C. Blodger
If the job's worth doing, it's worth doing well
Then they call me the awful dodger
Get on your bike
I say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you can't take a joke, well sod ya
Oh, I'm a bit of a lad
And they call me the awful dodger
Now, a little bit of this, a little bit of that
I stop the Jolly Roger
That's the way to do it
Call me the awful dodger
And I'm doing alright
Yes, I'm doing alright
Yes, I'm doing alright
I'm doing alright
Yes, I'm doing very well, thank you
How you doing alright
How you doing alright
How you doing alright
How you doing alright
Call me the awful dodger
Call me the awful dodger

I'm a doctor, that is called me.
I'm a doctor, that is called me.
I'm a doctor, that is called me.
I'm a doctor, that is called me.
There is more to life than breaking and entering.