Who that? Who that ringing that bell down there? Oh daddy. Oh daddy. T'was midnight in the schoolroom and every desk was shut when suddenly from the alphabet I hear the loud ta ta Said A to B, I don't like C, his manners are a lack For all I ever see of C is semicircular black I disagree, said B to B, I never fancy so For where I stand, he seems to be an incompleted O So you must think I'm much perplexed, you criticize my shape I'm made like that to help spell cat and cow and cool and gay He's right, said E, said F, whoopee, said G, hip hip hooray You're droppin' me, you're on H to G, don't do it please, I pray, oh baby But out of my way, double L to K, only four I look in To stop this stunt, J stood in front and presto, it was Jim You know, said V, that W is twice the age of me For as a Roman he is five and half as young as he And so I am sleepily, look at the time they say The time go up to baby by, I say dip them Said, said, said, said, said, said, said, said, said, said