I never claimed to know everything. I ain't got no PhD. But boys listen up, when it comes
to love, you can learn a thing or two from me. I'm no expert on making love work. I really
can't tell you a lot. I don't know how to keep a woman around, but I sure know how to
run one off. So listen to my words of no wisdom. There's no secret to my lack of success. Once
she draws the line, just cross it one time. That's the way you make an X. I never could spell misery
too well, but I know it ends with a Y. Why did I do what I did when I knew she'd get her half and
half of what's mine? Takes more than luck to really mess up. It don't just happen this way. It took
sacrifice and all my ex-wives to get me where I am today. So listen to my words of no wisdom. There's
no secret to my lack of success. Once she draws the line, just cross it one time. That's the way you
make an X. Yeah, once she draws the line, just cross it one time. That's the way you make an X. Yeah, that's the way you make an X. Well, that's the way you
make an X.