I never claimed to know everything. I ain't got no PhD. But boys listen up, when it comesto love, you can learn a thing or two from me. I'm no expert on making love work. I reallycan't tell you a lot. I don't know how to keep a woman around, but I sure know how torun one off. So listen to my words of no wisdom. There's no secret to my lack of success. Onceshe draws the line, just cross it one time. That's the way you make an X. I never could spell miserytoo well, but I know it ends with a Y. Why did I do what I did when I knew she'd get her half andhalf of what's mine? Takes more than luck to really mess up. It don't just happen this way. It tooksacrifice and all my ex-wives to get me where I am today. So listen to my words of no wisdom. There'sno secret to my lack of success. Once she draws the line, just cross it one time. That's the way youmake an X. Yeah, once she draws the line, just cross it one time. That's the way you make an X. Yeah, that's the way you make an X. Well, that's the way youmake an X.