Now here's a story about a great big ol' giant
Who?
My money
My honey
And me
After diggin' all the stories about the west the cats had told
Me and my baby cut out of there
Dig us up a mess of gold
The minute we found a buried treasure
I looked up to see
A great big ol' eight-foot giant lookin'
Dead on me
And that dude
You know
And that dude
I didn't have no more eyes
For diggin' up no more gold
No, no, no, no, no, no
I grabbed what I had in one hand
And my baby by the other
A giant grabbed my coat tail and said
Don't you go another farther
I ripped off my coat when I was
Shakin' the scene
But what really got my coat was when I heard my baby scream
And that dude
Ooh-wee
And that dude
Cause I ain't goin' nowhere
And leave my baby there
No, no, no, no, no, no
I put on my brakes and stopped
Dead in my tracks
As much as I hated the idea
I went crawlin' on back
I said, look at ya, Mr. Giant
And I raced slowly on one knee
I'll do anything you say, hand my baby to me
And that dude
Ooh-wee
And that dude
He said, you bust that loose
And I'll set your baby free
No, no, no, no, no, no
I said, I'll make you a proposition
It's up to you to choose
It's either your money or your honey
One of the two you'll have to lose
I said, Mr. Giant, I wanna thank you
For takin' a load off my mind
But when it comes to choosing between my money
And my honey
I take my money
What I'm sayin'? I mean my honey every time
And that dude
You know
And that dude
Now the Giant got the money
And I got my honey
And everybody's feelin' fine
No, no, no, no, no, no
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